Pizza is magical, pizza is truth, pizza is love. In pizza we crust.
Fack you summer, you can suck our sweaty balls.
Can’t wait for those lazy winter days.
We have some days when gas masks turn from a nice-to-have to a must.
Ah…the children of the night, what beautiful music they make with their noses.
The hair…it is everywhere, absolutely everywhere.
There are those who choose to live their lives in the darkness, others who have known nothing else.
Who’s daddy’s little hustler? Who’s a good boy? Yes he iz.
He’s a real Don Juan, the shorter, stubbier, stinkier version. Always going for the long legged ones.
Life can be hard if you have really heavy balls and short,s tubby feet. Gravity is a bitch.