He’s a real Don Juan, the shorter, stubbier, stinkier version. Always going for the long legged ones.
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Every hour spent away is time wasted, but hey…there’s stuff you need to do for food.
Every time food appears anywhere in the room there’s a puddle under them. That’s why we can’t have nice things.
He’s fast. He’s brown-ish. He is the Brown Lightning, running to something past you.