The hair…it is everywhere, absolutely everywhere.
Death waits for no man!
It’s like The Notebook only even lamer, if possible.
Who’s daddy’s little hustler? Who’s a good boy? Yes he iz.
He’s a real Don Juan, the shorter, stubbier, stinkier version. Always going for the long legged ones.
Life can be hard if you have really heavy balls and short,s tubby feet. Gravity is a bitch.
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